In my pocket is a whale
in my pocket is a dog
in my pocket is a hat
in my pocket is confetti
and tangled up spaghetti
and some sort of fluff
perhaps that's enough.
The dog he says "ruff"
the whale is more gruff
for I've squashed his best hat
and he need that
for a forthcoming wedding
of some Italians, near Reading.
(Berks.)