I phoned in sick
'cos my eyelids won't open
you can't ride a bike
when your eyeballs are broken.
You can't see the road
the junctions won't show.
It's certainly against the Highway Code.

I won't got to work
I'll stay in my bed
for day of sleeping
and dreaming instead.
If my boss phones
I'll say that I'm ill.
I hope he doesn't sack me – 
I've got lots of bills.